Great school catchment area?

 

What has he taken in his Business Jet?

Several boxes of shop damaged Cadbury’s Milk Tray were definitely loaded as well as his Sky Plus box and his back catalogue of the Radio Times (believed to go as far back as 2005).

It’s the Biz!

 

 

What might he be eligible for here when in exile?

The changes in the pension scheme for women have obviously influenced the descision to come to the UK, with his wife expecting to now receive a not too shabby, £140 A WEEK. Gaddafi himself is expected to be eligible for a basic state pension, some disability allowance and a Motability scooter. Additionally, a personal bodyguard costing upwards of £700k a year will be provided by the diplomatic service

A ship of the desert.

 

 

Will he integrate himself?

The Colonel has stated on many occasions that he wishes to become ‘just normal Englishman’ and has already set about reinventing himself. The dictatorial tyrant has already made inroads by becoming a member of a local lawn bowls club, having himself fitted out in menswear from Debenhams and joining Facebook.